the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life
I LOVE THAT PLACE. who are those people tho.
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
i would hit this car without even thinking about it
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
I’m gonna paint my room Voldemort.
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
My SAT reading and writing scores
My math score
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.