slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

Salvador Dalí’s Eye of Time brooch, Made in 1948

revel-lion:

the hardest choice as a kid

geeksngamers:

Adventure Time Group Photo - by sakimichan

think-tank-girl:

alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

((I would say interesting.))

honksy:

charles manson had more followers than me

bloomplague:

“Lost in Translation” dir. Sofia Coppola (2003)

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life